I don't think he's grogging history yet

Actual conversation with the boy, as we drove into DC one day.

"That's the Capitol building! That's where the president lives!"

"No, the president lives in the White House. He works in the Capitol."

"Oh. Hey, do you know who the president is? I do."

"Really? Who?"

"George Washington."

"Ummm.... Honey, George Washington's dead. He died a long time ago."

"Oh, that's alright. He can still be president."

Zombie prez FTW.